​The Atlanta Hacks Golf Club
Moniker:
"I am the greatest putter in the world! " Tom McGee​
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 125
Swing: Left

Strengths:
-Lucky bounces off trees, bridges, and flags on the flagstick
-Taunting
-Creative strings of profanity
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Weakness:
-165yd drives that veer right
-Chipping
-Sand traps
Moniker:
"Put your past in your behind!" Peter Papoulias​
Height: 5'8"
Weight: 193
Swing: Left

Strengths:
-The occasional straight long drive
-Ability to find balls lost in the woods
-Ability to shut out taunts from other players
-Has the best Golf wardrobe
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Weakness:
-The wonder if its gonna be a straight long drive
-Reading the greens...may as well use Braille
Tom McGee
Peter Papoulias
Matty Preston
Moniker:
" Doesn't take long to warm up a Cadillac" Matty Preston​
Height: 5'8"
Weight: 145
Swing: Right

Strengths:
-Ability to get us on at Laurel Springs
-Awesome blonde Mullett
-Long drives
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Weakness:
-Awesome blonde Mullett
-Putting outside 3 feet
Raymond Hemms
Moniker:
" Is that a white stake?!" Raymond Hemms​
Height: 5'8"
Weight: 187
Swing: Right

Strengths:
-3 wood off the tee is plenty!
-Chipping master
-Reads greens at a master level
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Weakness:
-Propensity to TILT
-Letting McGee get into his head
-Unable to utter the words "thats a gimme"
Rip Schroeder
Moniker:
" Birdie!!" Rip Schroeder​
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 157
Swing: Right

Strengths:
-Knowing not to play with us all the time
-Can play entire round using only a 7 iron
-Paramedic.....Handy when playing with us
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Weakness:
-Plays with us
-Uses a tee at the 150 marker
Big Bill Smith
Moniker:
" I don't need to warm up!" Big Bill Smith​
Height: 7'9"
Weight: 268
Swing: Right

Strengths:
-Longest worm burner known to man
-Can putt 125 yards due to length of his arms
-Only one in our group that has a club membership
-Only one in our group allowed by the USGA to have a club membership
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Weakness:
-Plays with us
-Hard to keep his eye on the ball when its 8 feet away
Jamie Laboy
Moniker:
" You guys playing from the blues...right?!" Jamie Laboy​
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 185
Swing: Left

Strengths:
-Hits iron shots a mile
-Driver is reliable
-Able to laugh ,and not cry, at our group
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Weakness:
-Has hands like the Boston strangler when chipping
-Can tilt as quickly as Hemms
