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Quotes:

 

 

What designer puts a drainage ditch right in the middle of the fairway?

Raymond Hemms

Where's my ball?

Peter Papoulias

How does that $$%^#$% thing not go in?   

Tom Mcgee

Was that a Titelist?

Peter Papoulias

Those guys move like plate tectonics!

                               Tom McGee

Do you have a zoom for 250?

                                 Peter Papoulias

I could have paid a lot less to get pissed off!

                               Mike Venuti

It's all about playing poorly well....eh.

                               Peter Papoulias

I thought it was gonna.......

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                               Peter Papoulias

I gave myself  relief because the dog was barking......

                               Peter Papoulias

Tom is the golfer with Turrets

                               Big Bill Smith

His game will revert back to the means!

                               Tom McGee

You have rights?

Rights to the worlds worse golf swing?

                               Raymond Hemms

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